AMERICAN WEAPONS USED BY TERRORISTS IN IRAQ SAY DEAD PEOPLE
ONLY 50 FISH LEFT IN THE SEA THIS YEAR ER 50 YEARS OF FISH IN THE SEA
IN THE UK BIG BROTHER RAPES YOUR PRIVACY AND FUKS YOU LIKE A GIMP
New world order delayed by credit crunch say beefy wankers er wealthy bankers- Holocaust in Gazza, but nothing like the Jewish one says camp commandant - In the UK new Identity passport cards for babies embryos fetus and Students- Hello catatonic cattle people, welcome to the FKN Newz Im Tongue in cheek
here are tonights top stories..
US missile destroys peace in space er I mean broken space satellite- Spying on everyone protects us from you, say evil planet owners - In the UK - MI6 evidence at Diana inquest - our secret killers didnt kill anyone - Hello well informed dog meat , welcome to the fkn news , Im defying gravity
here are tonights headlies