Evil fake religioun promotes annual spiritual mindfuck to ignorant masses , mindless zombie shopper hordes destroy our world and enslave millions In the UK oldest monarch ever presides over nation of landless peasant fuks Hello economic slaves welcome to the fkn news , Im warm to the touch Here are tonight headlies

International storys of fake terror striking fear into the hearts of sheep like masses Commercial storys of no news interest possibly a movie a new car or other product Celebrity distraction scandal, knickers titties gusset drink drugs and rehab gossip Criminal Business news money stocks shares laughing all the way to the bank And Finally heart warming comical animal or royal propaganda story Hello sleepwalking debt zombies welcome to the FKN Newz, Im here to stay here are tonights headlies..